Man last night I had this odd dream starring Gabe Newell. I think it was my second Gabe Newell dream, what’s my problem? I got invited to his private horse ranch with a bunch of other people, and he had a game for us to play whereas we were dropped off in town and given the job to race to various chosen eateries, and be the first to eat a selection from each menu and then cross a finish line.
We ended up fucking it up at the first restaurant, making the owner mad and causing Gabe Newell to leave angrily. Then we spent the next 5 minutes arguing over who caused Gabe Newell to get mad and go home. Had nothing to do with videogames, maybe to do with the fact that he’s an obese man and probably eats alot of food?? I feel like that says terrible things about my subconscious.